Saturday, May 26, 2012
KR: So, thanks for the interview.
CP: No problem. You realize you're talking to yourself, right?
KR: I had noticed that. Though we do have different voices.
KR: Want to tell them all a little about Hunter's Tales?
CP: Hmmmm... Well, let's see... If I don't talk about it, what happens?
KR: I write a story where you have to go back to high school, and just sit through hour after hour of calculus.
CP: Hunter's Tales is a series of short stories about me. The one that's out now (and free on 5/25 and 5/26 here) is about my latest trip to high school.
KR: Aren't you over 350? What are you doing in high school?
CP: I like to hunt other vampires. We're a tasty breed. Prey animals are all twitchy and nervous, makes them sort of bitter. But vamps are top predators. They don't think anything is stalking them, so they're pretty relaxed, makes them taste better. Plus there's nothing more fun than hunting something that's as strong, as smart, and as fast as you are. On top of that turning the tables on something that thinks it's invulnerable adds an extra bit of fun to the hunt.
KR: It's been a while since I was in high school, but I don't remember it being a hot bed of vampiric activity. So, why high school?
CP: It wasn't back when you were there. But thanks to Joss, Stephanie, and the Vampire Diaries lady (I can never remember her name.) the teeny boppers are all Yay! Vampires! and trying to find an immortal love of the ages with their very own Cullen.
KR: I take it you don't approve.
CP: Just a tad. The Cullen wannabes... (Constance shudders.) I consider it an honor and a duty as a vamp to destroy any undead twit sprinkling himself with glitter so he'll sparkle properly.
Look, vamps aren't stupid, and a lot of them are pretty lazy. The easier food is to get, the better. So some of them have decided high school is a great place to find a compliant, steady feed. Someone who will provide them with a long term snack and adore them unconditionally. I like to go in, look like that girl, and then, when he's sure I'm ready to be let in on his "big secret" and made into a snack, I turn the tables on him.
KR: So you don't eat humans?
CP: Rarely. A vamp hunt may take long time, and I might get peckish, but for the most part these days I just eat vamps.
KR: So, you're what, a cross between Blade and Hannibal Lecter?
CP: You wrote me. Am I?
KR: Well, I'd say you're somewhere between Sherlock Holmes (the new version with Benedict Cumberbatch), Hannibal Lecter, and Dexter, with a Burn Notice sort of story structure.
CP: I can see that.
KR: Who's the guy on the cover? Is he a "Cullen?"
CP: Do you see any sparkles? Let's just say, he's what's makes this next high school interesting.
KR: Ahhh... Well, thanks for the interview. I think everyone has a bit of an idea of who you are.
CP: (Smirking) No problem. Out of curiosity, do you talk to yourself regularly?
KR: I'm an author. I talk to myself all the time.
CP: So this sort of thing isn't abnormal for you?
If you'd like to get to know Constance better, Hunter's Tales is available for free today on Amazon.
Posted by Keryl Raist at 10:09 AM